Thursday, October 16, 2008

Insert Catchy Uterus Phrase Here...

Because I can't think of one...

Welcome to my blog! I honestly don't know how to start this, or where it will end. I guess I should introduce myself or something...

I go by AT (AmericanTribal) and I'm not putting my real name on my blog because I want people to think I'm mysterious.

Did it work?

Didn't think so...

I guess when you have a gruesomely pink background, and you pair it with an adorable partridge (surrounded by pink and brown bubbles), whose sole purpose in life is to tell you when it's time to drop your panties and piss on a testing stick, you can't expect to be taken seriously... or to seem mysterious... like a ninja... because that would be awesome.

Obviously, this blog is intended to detail my trials, tribulations, and eventually (God willing) my success at getting pregnant. I think my chances are pretty limited, honestly. I miss a lot of periods. My ovulation is shot, so it's hard to track. I suppose Mr. Tribal and I are just going to have to bang like monkeys and see if that works.

I'm the last person on Earth who should be attempting fertility. I get faint when I think of pap smears, vomiting terrifies me... no seriously, Im terrified of it... I'd rather shave my head. Labor is something that I could probably live my whole life without... and I'll probably be begging for an epidural when the time comes to do the delivering (blech)... but :::::sigh::::: here I am. Somehow, the urge to be a mother overrides all the nasty shit I have to go through to get there (other than the sex of course... ninja sex... it's awesome).

So, a word to the wise (or unwise, if you're an idiot)... if you don't want to read about my uterus, my periods, my ovulation, my aching back, my awesomely raunchy sex life with Mr. Tribal... then maybe you should not read my blog.

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