If you don't speak "Nest," the above abbreviations mean "trying to conceive#1 / big fat negative."
So, my pregnancy test came up negative today... which was pretty upsetting. Then again, I didn't exactly "try" a lot last month, so who can really expect anything differently (me!)?
I've updated my ticker so that it shows the next time I should test. I'm going to try and make it a point to fornicate at every extra opportunity I have.
I might come back and post something witty and funny later... for now, I'm not really in the mood.
How the fuck am I supposed to track my fertility if I haven't had my period since fucking AUGUST?!