I am PIMPLETASTIC!

Well, I feel a lot better today.

Except for another zit on my chin... and another one on the side of my face.

I am seriously broken out like a goddamn pizza pie. I could eat my own face. Ew.

Speaking of pizza pie, I am very excited to be eating a stuffed crust pizza from Pizza Hut tonight. SUPREME STYLE, YEAH BABY! It is sick how badly I want to eat this thing... I am practically drooling just thinking about it.

I think today, I will take a hint from yesterday's post and look for a book about pregnancy. I wouldn't mind having one of those record books so I could keep track of everything. Plus, unless my pregnancy is TOTAL hell (bet you money it will be), it might be fun to look back at later on in life.

Here is the PERFECT book for me!



Hahahaha! Fucking awesome!

I Feel Like Shit...

No, it's not morning sickness.

I am having the worst 24 hours ever... and there is no particular reason why. I just feel like absolute shit.

I'm tired, I want to go home, I'm depressed, I have a ton of work to do, and I totally can't even concentrate. And I have a huge zit on my chin... ew. I also have one on the side of my face... and one on my cheek... and one on my nose. I look disgusting. Mr. Tribal says he thinks it's because I'm pregnant... and that I'm breaking out and moody because our awesome humpfest produced an offspring. I don't think so.

I wish I did think so... but I don't.

I don't feel pregnant... I just feel like shit.

On a positive note, I'm totally stoked because my mom is coming home tonight YEAY! She went down to Florida to visit with my brothers, but she should be home pretty soon.

I'm super bored (though I have PLENTY to do at work)... I want to look for baby stuff, maybe that will make me feel better.

Oh my God, is it totally terrible that I want this book BIG TIME?


It looks like so much fun! I want to be all fashionably hot like that pregnant chick on the cover... and not all nasty, fat and bloated like I probably will be.

An Update on my Shenanigans Below...

Ok, so the below post was from this morning... and since then, I've sort of narrowed it down a bit.

If we have a boy, I like this one:

I really love the baby blue... and even though it's called "Pinwheels," I think they look like snowflakes, which is superb in my book! :)

Here's another:

This one is pretty cool... it's not my favorite, so I doubt we'll get it... but I like it, just in case one of our friends wants to get us an extra set for the crib haha! :)

And, drum roll please... my all time favorite one so far:

I like this one sooooo much, and I think Mr. Tribal will like it too. Obviously, his opinion counts as well.

If we have a girl, I like:

MAYBE... I still don't know how I feel about this one. I really want to stick with the pink and brown theme... but I love that pink and green (which is weird, I normally HATE lime green). It reminds me of a watermelon. :::::giggle:::::

I also love Fleur-de-Lis... it's one of my favorite symbols... plus, I love anything French. And this bedding has some serious Fleur-de-Lis on it. The only thing I don't like is that it looks sort of faded and lumpy :(.


Alright, can I get another drum roll? This is my favorite one for girls (which everyone seems to think we'll have first, including me, can you tell by my pink page?)...

It's called Raspberry Truffel and it is so awesome! It's got the pink and brown, which I totally love and want to have as the main color scheme... but it also has the lime green that I love with the pink too. The only thing I don't like is the polka dots on that hangar thingy... I fucking HATE polka dots, but whatever, I can get rid of that or just deal with the dots.

Best bedding that I've found so far!

I Know, I Know... I'm Getting Ahead of Myself...

Ok, so I still have 19 days before I can test... but whatever, even if I get a negative result on a test for the next 4 years, and I eventually adopt, I'm still going to need baby stuff... so, today, I'm SHOPPING! Fuck yeah, ninja style!

I saw this, and I thought "how cute!" Even if we have a girl first... I totally lurve ocean stuff... anything ocean is good in my book.



I freaking LOVE the bubbles painted on the wall... as you can see from my ticker, I am very fond of all things bubbly.

My only issue with the cute ocean set-up shown above, is that it goes against my color scheme. If we have a girl, I want to do brown and pink. If we have a boy, I want to do brown and blue. I love brown with either of those colors. It's a pretty popular color scheme too... they have settings with those colors all over Target and WalMart.

We've got heavy CM!

Yeay!

Today, I got my first real sign that I COULD have a positive pregnancy test in 21 days. HEAVY CM... eeeeeewwww... but whatever, I told you this would be gross.

I'm so incredibly excited.

I never thought that seeing a nasty wet thong could make me SO happy!

The other day, I read that someone had taken pictures showing the different stages of their CM... that's pretty disgusting, but whatever. I'm happy to see it... I will not, however, be photographing my baby makin' fluids and sending them to my family. Nope, definitely not.

Insert Catchy Uterus Phrase Here...

Because I can't think of one...

Welcome to my blog! I honestly don't know how to start this, or where it will end. I guess I should introduce myself or something...

I go by AT (AmericanTribal) and I'm not putting my real name on my blog because I want people to think I'm mysterious.

Did it work?

Didn't think so...

I guess when you have a gruesomely pink background, and you pair it with an adorable partridge (surrounded by pink and brown bubbles), whose sole purpose in life is to tell you when it's time to drop your panties and piss on a testing stick, you can't expect to be taken seriously... or to seem mysterious... like a ninja... because that would be awesome.

Obviously, this blog is intended to detail my trials, tribulations, and eventually (God willing) my success at getting pregnant. I think my chances are pretty limited, honestly. I miss a lot of periods. My ovulation is shot, so it's hard to track. I suppose Mr. Tribal and I are just going to have to bang like monkeys and see if that works.

I'm the last person on Earth who should be attempting fertility. I get faint when I think of pap smears, vomiting terrifies me... no seriously, Im terrified of it... I'd rather shave my head. Labor is something that I could probably live my whole life without... and I'll probably be begging for an epidural when the time comes to do the delivering (blech)... but :::::sigh::::: here I am. Somehow, the urge to be a mother overrides all the nasty shit I have to go through to get there (other than the sex of course... ninja sex... it's awesome).

So, a word to the wise (or unwise, if you're an idiot)... if you don't want to read about my uterus, my periods, my ovulation, my aching back, my awesomely raunchy sex life with Mr. Tribal... then maybe you should not read my blog.